Ok so seeing as I don't have a PHD or BMA and just a major in BS.  Because of these lack of qualifications, I feel I am only qualified on telling you what NOT TO DO in a relationship.  You will shortly see that I am not a writer, in fact it will downright repulse you if you hold the English language with any regard?  Ok so you are probably asking yourself "what makes this non educated man so qualified"?   40 years old, 2 failed marriages, countless failed relationships but most (95%) ending with friendships or little to no hard feelings.  We all know years later when asked, an ex has no problems telling you (or anyone for that matter) what you did wrong.  I don't recommend that you ask them what they did wrong because we all know rule 1) men are always wrong 2)if you feel the woman is to fault please refer back to rule number 1.

       Ok so let me finish laying out the ground work.  I was born on April 20th 1972 in Davis Ca. at 7:43 P.M.  Which makes me an Aries Taurus cusp born on the transition day and sharing a birthday with our favorite genocide ruler Adolf Hitler, translation-does not play well with others and bossy on the playground.   I can say on my behalf that when asked, the only consistencies found in all responses were from the positive aspects and not negative.  Not bad, that tells me I at least evolved when it came to being an asshole. Now I will try to cover as many of the hetero sexual bad points, while my friend Joseph covers the gay no no's.  Hopefully we get our third party in to cover the all alluring lesbian community.    Keep in mind none of us are experts more so then frequently single by our own doing and love to joke about it otherwise we would cry.  We all know gay/lesbian people are naturally funny (a stereotype only a strait person would come up with)  so please don't pick on the strait guy because he is far from sensitive and really does not care. Steve